CONGRATULATIONS.....

to the England Cricket Team on retaining the Ashes

to Roy Hodgsons Liverpool for losing another game and Mr Hodgson subsequently blaming the fans..... well maybe he might have a point...

to Sepp Blatter for giving us hope that if we played fair and upfront we would get the 2018 Football World Cup.

maybe this should have been the envelope Mr Blatter opened......

to Vince Cable and the other so called Liberals who sold out for "fame", "fortune" and "financial reward" for creating a society like this.  Maybe this is Camerons "Big Society"

to George "Gideon" Osborne for screwing up the nations economy.  When he becomes the first of Camerons casualties maybe he could be Adolf in the next adaptation

to Gillian Duffy for getting her moment of fame when Gordon Brown (remember those good old days of Brown and Darling - you will all be telling your grandchildren about what this country used to be like) called her a bigotted woman......  well Gillian, hope you are proud of the outcome

to Mr Tumble for making me smile and thinking what an excellent job he does

AND FINALLY.........

to Dave and Nick......for making us all understand how low human beings can go.  Dave, we knew what you were all about, feather the nests of your cronies, cutting public services, cutting the education budget, cancelling new school buildings schemes, cutting, yes cutting NHS jobs cause you make it so difficult for the budgeteers to balance their books.... you did freeze council tax in some areas, but hello, the budget to those coucils were still cut so they will have to take the hit "internally", probably having to cut a few more jobs..... Nick, you made promises in your manifesto, you made promises in the TV debate, you made promises on the doorstep.  You broke them all.  Your answer to that was this is now a coalition agreement and not a Liberal Manifesto.  Basically you sold out for your bit of fame..... SHAME ON YOU FOR PUTTING US ALL IN THIS POSITION. SHAME ON YOU.....