Friday, 31 December 2010

2011......can't wait, can you?














I get so inspired by Dave; he has told me (and you) that 2011 is going to be tough, but don't worry we will be better off because all of their cuts and taxes will improve our finances and we will be jolly and happy in time of the next election where obviously we will all vote for ConDem again.

Unless, of course, you have to make use of the NHS, once so wonderful now swamped (apparently) by flu victims, thanks to the ConDem folks not spending £600, 000 on the advertising campaign reminding people of their responsibilities of infecting people....














As an aside, I would love some comments on what the lady next to Andrew is saying.......

Unless of course you get the train to work and will be paying an additional 12.7% on your travel. This means that 20% of your salary is spent getting to work.....














No problem, use the car...... Sorry that would mean paying record prices for fuel due to the VAT rise, brought in by the ConDems.














Still, better to be a poor commuter than surrounded by fuming scousers.......

Thursday, 30 December 2010

CONGRATULATIONS.....


to the England Cricket Team on retaining the Ashes



to Roy Hodgsons Liverpool for losing another game and Mr Hodgson subsequently blaming the fans..... well maybe he might have a point...


to Sepp Blatter for giving us hope that if we played fair and upfront we would get the 2018 Football World Cup.



maybe this should have been the envelope Mr Blatter opened......




to Vince Cable and the other so called Liberals who sold out for "fame", "fortune" and "financial reward" for creating a society like this.  Maybe this is Camerons "Big Society"



to George "Gideon" Osborne for screwing up the nations economy.  When he becomes the first of Camerons casualties maybe he could be Adolf in the next adaptation



to Gillian Duffy for getting her moment of fame when Gordon Brown (remember those good old days of Brown and Darling - you will all be telling your grandchildren about what this country used to be like) called her a bigotted woman......  well Gillian, hope you are proud of the outcome



to Mr Tumble for making me smile and thinking what an excellent job he does


AND FINALLY.........



to Dave and Nick......for making us all understand how low human beings can go.  Dave, we knew what you were all about, feather the nests of your cronies, cutting public services, cutting the education budget, cancelling new school buildings schemes, cutting, yes cutting NHS jobs cause you make it so difficult for the budgeteers to balance their books.... you did freeze council tax in some areas, but hello, the budget to those coucils were still cut so they will have to take the hit "internally", probably having to cut a few more jobs..... Nick, you made promises in your manifesto, you made promises in the TV debate, you made promises on the doorstep.  You broke them all.  Your answer to that was this is now a coalition agreement and not a Liberal Manifesto.  Basically you sold out for your bit of fame..... SHAME ON YOU FOR PUTTING US ALL IN THIS POSITION. SHAME ON YOU.....







Tuesday, 21 December 2010

THE CABLE GUY


VINCE OR JIM?


Which one of these "guys" would you rather be Business Secretary?

Well Vince, Nick Clegg thinks you have said the wrong thing in telling the "Telegraph" that you could single handedly overthrow the coalition!  That is an understatement.... probably the one of the year.  Why did you do it?  You spoke to two young women, who said that they were members of the Lib Dem party.  You told them your innermost thoughts about the state, yes state of the way this Country is being Governed.  You had never met them before.  You were a fool.  An old fool who was probably flattered that these two bothered to even talk to you after all the u-turns you have made.  In fact, these two women were probably the only ones willing to talk to you.....

Have a happy retirement.....

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Dear Ed




.......... to get voted into Downing Street at the next election all you have to do is tell the truth.  Dont promise what you cant deliver and most importantly take Nick Cleggs keys off him.  He has abused his position as leader of the Liberal party so ground him.  Send him back to Sheffield - give him a map cause he probably wont visit during this parliament - and let him struggle like the rest of us.

LOYALTY

Loyalty is a long lost word in the English Language. 

David Cameron - same old Tory, same old values so not surprised

Nick Clegg - conned the British people into thinking he was a good man, a loyal man, a trustworthy man

Mike Ashley - no loyalty shown to the man who enabled his company (Newcastle Football Club) to get back to the top flight in football.  He then sacked him (Chris Hughton)

and finally....... the cause of my angst this evening..... Carlos Tevez.  Go and visit my other blog http://www.booteesandblankets.blogspot.com/ and see how I feel. 

Maybe you, the reader, writer and inputter might like to take time out and think about the people who you could add to this list......  feel free to leave a comment, maybe a name or three or four....   over and out.

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

BE PROUD....


KP MAKES US PROUD TO BE ENGLISH TODAY




JUDAS MAKES US ALL FEEL ASHAMED THAT WE VOTED LIB DEM IN THE LAST ELECTION